British Army Recruitment For The War On Terror

A man is seeking to join the British Army - The Recruiting Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six Irish Nationalists, six illegal immigrants, six Muslims, and a rabbit. " "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"