Last of The Warlords Captured

Yes, the blood-stained war criminal was captured on most of the UK news outlets and particularly on Channel 4 on Thursday 26th May. After being incognito for many months, Tony Blair was caught on camera yesterday parroting the words not only of Barak Obama but also of Benjamin Netanyahu. The subject was of course Obama's absurd 'peace plan' (why not call it a road map or something soundbitey like that). Despite the mutually exclusive views which O and N have expressed, Blair seemed to think there was a lot to be said for both. He illustrated this by repeating verbatim what they had both been saying over the last week. Even by Blair's standards this was a toe-curling example of tying yourself in knots to be a useful retainer.